Post by Queen of Aces on Oct 17, 2005 3:31:23 GMT -5
A Player walks into a California Indian casino and asks the pit boss:
"Where are the roulette tables?"
We only have blackjack and slot machines sir
"But I want to play roulette!"
We only have blackjack and slot machines sir
"But I want to play roulette!"
Sir, with all due respect, what would you call it if I took the word 'black' out of blackjack?
"Well... jack?"
Correct sir, and if I took the word 'machine' out of 'slot machine?'
"slots..."
Correct sir, and if I took the word 'f*ck' out of roulette?
"There is no 'f*ck' in roulette??"
Correct sir!, That's what I've been trying to tell you!
"Where are the roulette tables?"
We only have blackjack and slot machines sir
"But I want to play roulette!"
We only have blackjack and slot machines sir
"But I want to play roulette!"
Sir, with all due respect, what would you call it if I took the word 'black' out of blackjack?
"Well... jack?"
Correct sir, and if I took the word 'machine' out of 'slot machine?'
"slots..."
Correct sir, and if I took the word 'f*ck' out of roulette?
"There is no 'f*ck' in roulette??"
Correct sir!, That's what I've been trying to tell you!
